radvillain:

2003 will be my year

jaclcfrost:

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

hoetrocity:

tacoabel:

-daddy:

burgerkid:

facings:

fat-amy:

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

dankmemeuniversity:

childhoodruiner:

Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?

Me: 

ellielush:

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕